Once upon a time there was a small, rural town by the name of Sawyerville. With all the main industries long gone, to help their tax base they attempted to refocus their promotional ventures towards tourism.
Welcome to View-Masterville!
Noting Hollywood's creatively-bankrupt strategy of making every possible movie in 3D to produce inflated ticket prices, the town's Chamber of Commerce thought they could do something similar.
Culinary Christmas - December 23: Good King Wenceslas
Featured Foods: Feast of Stephen
The Glad Singers are back with their cheery tunes and made-up lyrics for popular Christmas songs. We first encountered them when they rewrote the words to "Joy to the World" during 2006's Under the Tree, A to Z theme. Today they jump in with their take on Good King Wenceslas. I just love the way that pronounce the title!
Why is this song included in our Culinary Christmas? Why, it features the "Feast of Stephen", of course!
Culinary Christmas - December 22: Frosty the Snowman
Featured Foods: Corn
Move over Jimmy Durante. Ella Fitzgerald lights it up today with her rendition of Frosty the Snowman.
This contribution to Steve's 25 Days of Christmas Music is pure class. I just love the prelude lyrics you hear right away (though I'm having trouble figuring out line 3… any help?)
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Who's debonair with a tall silk hat
Muffler of wool and a tummy that's fat
King for a day and he loves [to roam?]
With a broomstick cane and a heart of gold
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Culinary Christmas - December 21: Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree
Featured Foods: Pumpkin pie
Does anyone remember Hanson, the one-hit-wonder group that recorded "MMMBop" back in 1997? (I'm really hoping I can ask that same question in a few years in regards to Justin Bieber.) Believe it or not, they recorded a Christmas album, which we're featuring on today's installment of Steve's 25 Days of Christmas Music.
Fortunately for our Culinary Christmas theme, they decided to sing Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree, which just happens to make reference to pumpkin pie.
It's no secret that I'm a huge fan of the 1979 album, John Denver & The Muppets – A Christmas Together. It's long been a Christmas tradition… and we're even sharing the companion TV special online during the holiday season.
3 versions of Muppets/12 Days of Christmas
One of the hallmarks of both the album and the TV special was The Muppets performing "The 12 Days of Christmas". The TV special's execution in particular had a unique take on this familiar song, with different Muppets performing each day with a dash of comedy thrown in.
Last year, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon paid tribute to this original take — 30 years after the original was broadcast — by recreating the song and style. And I must say, they did a very nice job in their modern version.
Culinary Christmas - December 20: The Boar's Head Carol
Featured Foods: Wild boar, bays, rosemary
It's the final week of Steve's 25 Days of Christmas Music for 2010! What does our Culinary Christmas have on tap? How about some wild boar?
The Boar's Head Carol, per Wikipedia, "is a macaronic 15th century English Christmas carol that describes the ancient tradition of sacrificing a boar and presenting its head at a Yuletide feast. Of the several extant versions of the carol, the one most usually performed today is based on a version published in 1521 in Wynkyn de Worde's Christmasse Carolles.
This is Part 2 of our State Street Showdown 2010. Make sure you read our Introduction before continuing…
Disqualified: Macy's
Another year, another time to mourn the loss of Marshall Field's.
Red lights in the trees on State Street (Last year it was blue)
As tradition here at the State Street Showdown, we cannot award Macy's a 1st Place award by default, given that there are no other competitors. Also, because Macy's is the Spawn of Satan. Continue Reading…
Culinary Christmas - December 19: Christmas is Coming
Featured Foods: Goose
The very first song EVER in the history of Steve's 25 Days of Christmas Music was Christmas is Coming by John Denver and The Muppets, posted on December 3, 2001. A primary lyric in that song is "Christmas is Coming/The goose is getting fat", which is perfect for our Culinary Christmas.
Thus, today we present the same song, but performed by a different artist. Yes, Harry Belafonte fans, today is your day! 
Enjoy this 1971 rendition which is a LOT more reserved than the Muppets version I grew up with.
Culinary Christmas - December 18: Have A Holly Jolly Christmas
Featured Foods: Gooseberry Pie
As I was picking Culinary Christmas-themed songs for this year's Steve's 25 Days of Christmas Music, today's song — Have a Holly Jolly Christmas — came to mind, namely for the reference to "have a cup of cheer." Unfortunately, we had already featured the most well-known version of this song, Burl Ives' rendition, back in 2003 during our Merry Media Memories edition.
During our childhood, my sister and I would wait at the top of the stairs every Christmas morning. We anticipated my parents placing a certain LP on the record player. (Seriously, yes… our entire Christmas celebration would not start until a RECORD was played. How crazy was that? )
I grew up with this LP
The album? John Denver & The Muppets: A Christmas Together, recorded in 1979. We both strained to hear the needle on the record player drop onto the now scratchy record. The opening bars of "The 12 Days of Christmas" would begin playing and then we would rush down the stairs to see what awaited under the Christmas tree. It was a pretty exciting moment. One year, my sister tripped on her long robe while at the top of the stairs… and she tumbled down quickly. A little crying here and there… but hey, this was Christmas! Stop crying and start opening gifts!
